Friday, October 01, 2004
i seriously do not understand how jerry managed to stay in the competition. this is madness. the resutls were definitely inflated for him.
Clement |9:02 PM
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
this afternoon was the graduating students' graduation day. it seems ironic though, since we have a month more to our o levels. and so my bimbotic chairlady gave the class's speech. so she talked about the class being like a toys 'r' us store, where diversity kept the business going.
the climax of the speech came when she paid tribute to all our teachers. "our teachers are like customers to us. they consist of screaming mother (ms lau, the english teacher who yelled her head out at us), young rich sarcastic master (my physics teacher, who is a PSC scholar and a HOD within 5 years of teaching. he too owes 3 shops in some business parks), nanny (chemistry teacher, which apparently there are no better words to describe her except this), candy factory (geography teacher, who always stuffs us with sweets, and i would ask for more since i'm her geo rep), class bully (CME teacher that likes to disturb those sitting in the front), chinese opera singer (my 4 years chinese teacher whose voice has the world largest frequency), computer whizkid (my biology teacher used to represent singapore in some computer games competition, and he was well known for terrorising his opponenets), queen of jewellery (the lit teacher who wears alot of accessories to school) and dancer cum hubby (who is my pe teacher. well well... ) . the peak of this part of the speech is when my chairlady said, "digressing hot chick." and the entire class shouted very loudly, "MS LIM!" and she was so embarrassed in the front. we did shout out the names of all teachers, but Ms Lim's was the loudest. and everyone broke into laughter after that. i couldn't contribute in publicising to the school that Ms Lim is 4/8's hot chick. i was laughing all the way. guess i was too excited. haha. let me clarify, Ms Lim is not some 20+ young girls. she is 60+ already. taught for her entire life, 30 over years, going to retire soon. so this is the irony. and not forgetting my form teacher, who has a penchant for high velocity. and my english teacher told me that she would NEVER ever want to be in his car anymore. she nearly vomitted. *probably he likes travelling at the speed of 300 000 000 km/s*
i want to buy a pair of sunglasses with metallic shades. :-P
these are the fond memories that will always be with you until you depart from the face of this world. clement ho.
Clement |11:27 PM
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